Despite its literal barriers to entry, this is the sundae that got me back into the reviewing spirit.

I'm back with more content for the masses. I've been living it up here in Orem, UT. I should clarify: by "living it up," I mean "withering in the heat and only braving the outdoors when I eat out." When I do go outside for non-food-related activities, it's usually after 9:30 or 10 PM. On … Continue reading The Churro Company: Sundaes Are for Dates →

A dear friend of mine told me about Rockwell as we were debating our dinner options. We opted for a "lighter meal" so we could fit in an ice cream pit stop. And by lighter, I mean we each got a half rotisserie chicken with a side of fries/yuca from a Peruvian restaurant. By the … Continue reading Rockwell Ice Cream: No Warning →

I know, I know, it's been nearly a year since my last review. What's my excuse this time? I can't hide behind dieting, because we all know that's a load of stupid. I have a real job now so a thin wallet isn't a good excuse either. My best fake excuse would be to blame … Continue reading William’s Dairy Bar: Return of the Fudge →

This technically should've been my third review ever. Unfortunately, I was more of a rookie in early 2018 and forgot to take a picture of the building AND the hot fudge sundae. Now, I only forgot to take a picture of the building. Thank you, Google. I've had a certain feeling of dread over this … Continue reading Freddy’s: A Long Time Coming →

This review marks a very exciting moment. My journey to Mora was a humble one. The friend I was staying with was with a girl and I didn't want to "cock block," as the kids say. So, I found myself typing in the Google search bar for a quick sweet fix. There were a few … Continue reading Mora: Brownie Fudge →

A friend of mine wanted to try out this diner near his home in Vancouver, Washington. The facade is covered in blindingly reflective metal; when the sun's at the right angle, it could decimate a large colony of ants. Stardust Diner looks like it hasn't changed since the 1950s, though for all I know it … Continue reading Stardust Diner: For Dudes and Dames →

Farr is a chain of ice creameries in Utah. There is also a candy shop in Idaho Falls with the name "Farr," but my research can't confirm they're from the same company (the research lasted two seconds, stopping when I couldn't find a web link about the candy store). My colleagues and I chose Farr's … Continue reading Farr Better Ice Cream – “And Dole Whip” →

People from my hometown often point out I haven't gone to the mecca of Portland ice creameries: Salt & Straw. This is true, but I don't like being told where to get my sundaes; one should never be compelled to go buy a sundae, it should be a natural occurrence. It just so happens my … Continue reading Salt & Straw: Wrong Location →

A day in Lava Hot Springs means a day filled with sitting in a stew of strangers. This stew is sweaty and full of children, yet oddly relaxing. Most of the times I frequent the area, I'll sit in the pools for about two hours, switching back and forth between the hot, hotter and hottest … Continue reading Sweet Stuff: “That’s On Me” →